Custom Pez Dispenser with YOUR own head!

Your head on a Pez dispenser

Not famous enough?  Create your own fame!  Just “use your head” and you can have your own likeness (or anyone else’s) on a custom Pez dispenser.  Called “Headz,” these are the perfect unique gift, party favor, corporate premium item, collector’s item or conversation-starter.

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THE Beer Belly of All Beer Bellies!

Ah, the ability drink anywhere! So, you look 10 lbs heavier?! It will all shrink away by the end of the game, concert, movie, day at the beach, etc……well, except for the bloat from having to run to the bathroom.

Beer Belly with Deluxe Kit

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This Ain’t Your Mother’s Big Wheel!!

But it could be if you get it for her for Mother’s Day!

Check out the Huffy Green Machine H2O Trike With Water Guns – the official pimped out version of the good ole Big Wheel!  The water canon can shoot water over 20 feet – very cool!

Huffy Green Machine

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Excuse me, do you know what day it is?

Day ClockDay ClockDay Clock

Never forget what day it is again with the Day Clock!

Makes a really great gift for the senile, or the absent-minded.

You can get yours any day of the week at

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Step 1: Put nut between legs
Step 2: Squeeze

What more needs to be said?

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Make your vote count with every flush

George Bush Toilet Paper

We figure that we’re certain to get some sh$t for this one, but we just couldn’t resist.  After all, we know that at least 70 percent of our American readers will love it!

(And whoever said we don’t spotlight any household staple items?)

George W Bush toilet paper is great for guest bathrooms … depending on who your guests are, that is.

Available from and other fine grocers.