Excuse me, do you know what day it is?
Never forget what day it is again with the Day Clock!
Makes a really great gift for the senile, or the absent-minded.
You can get yours any day of the week at ThingsYouNeverKnew.com.
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Make your vote count with every flush
We figure that we’re certain to get some sh$t for this one, but we just couldn’t resist. After all, we know that at least 70 percent of our American readers will love it!
(And whoever said we don’t spotlight any household staple items?)
George W Bush toilet paper is great for guest bathrooms … depending on who your guests are, that is.
Available from WickedCoolStuff.com and other fine grocers.
BBQ Branding Iron
So you’ve got a few dozen friends over for a little summer grillin’ and your grill is covered in steaks and burgers each with a special request on how done your friends want them to be.
After friendly request number 15 you’ve probably lost track of which steak is who’s. Good thing the BBQ Branding Iron is here to save the day!
This grilling gadget lets you create a custom branding iron so you can burn your friends name (or how well their steak is done) right into that slab of meat!
LampLamp - The double ended lightbulb
Lightbulbs have led a fairly boring life. Until now. It’s subtle, but the LampLamp is actually quite interesting once it’s in use.
At $28 a pop, they are a tad expensive though.
Build a drinking pipeline with Strawz
Mom always said not to play with your food, but this is just too cool to pass up.
Strawz are a set of straws and connectors that let you build a pipeline to their drink…or multiple drinks!
A set of Strawz is $15.
