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Cha Cha Cha Chia Obama

In part of their “Proud to be American” series, the Chiapet people bring to you Chia Obama.

I suppose this would make a great gift for the Chia Democrat on your shopping list -

Chia Obama

Chia Obama - Perfect for the Chia Democrat

It’s not easy being green … until now.

And now you can go green.  Actually, green x 2.

It’s fun, it’s educational, it’s environmentally friendly …

The Green Green Hopping Frog

Your friends will be green with envy.

Custom Pez Dispenser with YOUR own head!

Your head on a Pez dispenser

Not famous enough?  Create your own fame!  Just “use your head” and you can have your own likeness (or anyone else’s) on a custom Pez dispenser.  Called “Headz,” these are the perfect unique gift, party favor, corporate premium item, collector’s item or conversation-starter.

Available from

Excuse me, do you know what day it is?

Day ClockDay ClockDay Clock

Never forget what day it is again with the Day Clock!

Makes a really great gift for the senile, or the absent-minded.

You can get yours any day of the week at

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Step 1: Put nut between legs
Step 2: Squeeze

What more needs to be said?

Available at

Make your vote count with every flush

George Bush Toilet Paper

We figure that we’re certain to get some sh$t for this one, but we just couldn’t resist.  After all, we know that at least 70 percent of our American readers will love it!

(And whoever said we don’t spotlight any household staple items?)

George W Bush toilet paper is great for guest bathrooms … depending on who your guests are, that is.

Available from and other fine grocers.