Know somebody who does NOT make the world’s best coffee? Or perhaps somebody who’s a real potty mouth.

Make a statement, or just get a chuckle with this potty mug.

Only 9 bucks from Amazon.

I suppose this would make a great gift for the Chia Democrat on your shopping list -

Chia Obama - Perfect for the Chia Democrat

It’s fun, it’s educational, it’s environmentally friendly …

Your friends will be green with envy.

Hey, check this out.  It’s the world’s simplest camcorder!

With the Flip, you can now capture all your favorite moments at the push of a button and share them with friends and family by connecting it to your computer, directly into the USB drive. It’s really that easy!

It records up to 60 minutes and is also available in HD.  The price is totally reasonable and it makes the perfect gift, even for the most technically challenged people…and we all know a couple of those!

Available at amazon.com

The 25 Gallon Aquarium Coffee Table has acrylic sides that provide clear viewing of the interior with a removable tabletop made of 1/4″-thick tempered glass that is large and sturdy enough to accommodate a sculpture and hardcover books.

The tank rests on a heavy-duty black acrylic base; lights in the base illuminate the tank from beneath the bed of blue glass gravel. Comes with two-stage submersible filter pump and decorative plants.

A great and unique gift for the holidays, available at: www.hammacher.com

The amazing i-Sobot is one of the World’s Smallest Robots!  It is packed with over 200 words and phrases, and more than 200 pre-programmed movements.  i-Sobot can do everything from saying hello and goodbye to dancing the hula.

Available at: http://www.amazon.com

Not famous enough?  Create your own fame!  Just “use your head” and you can have your own likeness (or anyone else’s) on a custom Pez dispenser.  Called “Headz,” these are the perfect unique gift, party favor, corporate premium item, collector’s item or conversation-starter.

Available from Herobuilders.com.

Get yours from TheBeerBelly.com.

Check out the Huffy Green Machine H2O Trike With Water Guns – the official pimped out version of the good ole Big Wheel!  The water canon can shoot water over 20 feet – very cool!

Available from Amazon.com.

Never forget what day it is again with the Day Clock!

Makes a really great gift for the senile, or the absent-minded.

You can get yours any day of the week at ThingsYouNeverKnew.com.

Step 1: Put nut between legs
Step 2: Squeeze

What more needs to be said?

Available at Overstock.com

We figure that we’re certain to get some sh$t for this one, but we just couldn’t resist.  After all, we know that at least 70 percent of our American readers will love it!

(And whoever said we don’t spotlight any household staple items?)

George W Bush toilet paper is great for guest bathrooms … depending on who your guests are, that is.

Available from WickedCoolStuff.com and other fine grocers.

So you’ve got a few dozen friends over for a little summer grillin’ and your grill is covered in steaks and burgers each with a special request on how done your friends want them to be.

After friendly request number 15 you’ve probably lost track of which steak is who’s. Good thing the BBQ Branding Iron is here to save the day!

This grilling gadget lets you create a custom branding iron so you can burn your friends name (or how well their steak is done) right into that slab of meat!

Lightbulbs have led a fairly boring life. Until now. It’s subtle, but the LampLamp is actually quite interesting once it’s in use.

At $28 a pop, they are a tad expensive though.

Mom always said not to play with your food, but this is just too cool to pass up.

Strawz are a set of straws and connectors that let you build a pipeline to their drink…or multiple drinks!

A set of Strawz is $15.

Growing up we’d get together every year with a bunch of family friends and have a big breakfast together. Occasionally they’d be “themed” in some way.

If we ever got back together to do one of these breakfasts, I’d definitely suggest we make it western themed so we could use these killer gun egg fryers (pun intended).

If we replaced all the guns on earth with gun-shaped fried eggs, I’m sure it’d be a happier place.

The Drizzler was created to help you do just that. Drizzle.

Sometimes deserts require that icing be drizzle on top. Previously you had to go the somewhat awkward and messy route of piling the icing on a spoon and then letting it drip of. No more!

Pick up a Drizzler for a reasonably priced $9!

I’m quite positive one of the things you’ve always wanted is a concrete hook shaped like a lightbulb. Lucky for you, I’ve found it.

Moder Dose has a concrete “hook” for sale that is the shape and size of a standard light bulb.

They are made by hollowing out a lightbulb, filling it with concrete, letting it cure and then turning it into something you can screw in to your wall!

Each of these bulb hooks will cost you around $25.

Okay, now that you’re back from checking that out, it’s clear that Global Rich List serves a much bigger purpose than just telling you how rich you are. Chances are, if you’re able to access the internet and are reading a blog about “stuff”, no matter what you’re income is you are still in the top 10% of the richest people in the world.

That is because, regardless of how little money you think you make, you are extremely rich in comparison to the rest of the world.

Global Rich List was put together by the folks at Poke to help raise awareness for how even donating a small amount of money can change the lives of others around the world.

$8 could buy you 15 organic apples OR 25 fruit trees for farmers in Honduras to grow and sell fruit at their local market.

$30 could buy you an ER DVD Boxset OR a First Aid kit for a village in Haiti.

$73 could buy you a new mobile phone OR a new mobile health clinic to care for AIDS orphans in Uganda.

$2400 could buy you a second generation High Definition TV OR schooling for an entire generation of school children in an Angolan village.

Check out Global Rich List and figure out how you can donate some money and help others around the world.

With the Sno-Baller and Snow Block Maker you can build a major snow fort and all the ammo you can clump together to have the ultimate snowball war.

The Sno-Baller is around $9 and the Snow Block Maker is around $6. Both are available for purchase here.