Gold-Plated iCans
File this under “Spoiled Rich Kid”…these 24k Gold Plated Headphones are sure to get you mugged…and then kicked in the shins for wearing these ridiculous things.
They headphones are fully-collapsable and have built-in S-Logic Natural surround sound. Yeehaw.
Surprise of surprises, SkyMall is the place to snag these things.
At $200 a pop you’re sure to be laughed at in all public places.
[via geeksugar]

So you’ve had a long day at work. You packed your lunch for the first time in 5 years in an effort to help yourself lose weight and save money and Joe Schmoe in the cubicle next to you railed on you the entire day. You got ticked and punched him in the face and next thing you know…you’re fired.