Gold-Plated iCans

iCans File this under “Spoiled Rich Kid”…these 24k Gold Plated Headphones are sure to get you mugged…and then kicked in the shins for wearing these ridiculous things.

They headphones are fully-collapsable and have built-in S-Logic Natural surround sound. Yeehaw.

Surprise of surprises, SkyMall is the place to snag these things.

At $200 a pop you’re sure to be laughed at in all public places.

[via geeksugar]


Espresso Machine…of Doom

Saeco Etienne Louis espresso coffee machine

This thing just looks painful. I’m not sure whether to make espresso with it throw it at my annoying neighbor.

This espresso machine (the Etienne Louis) was created by Swiss designer Carlo Borer. The death-sphere holds the removable water tank and you can brew up to two cups of espresso at the same time.

Be sure to check out the full product gallery.

[via Appliancist]


Gold Business Cards…A Perfect Card For “The Man”

Gold Business Card

So you’ve been looking for a way to shmooze your boss, eh? Well then you probably should get a hold of one of his business cards and send it here.

These guys will take your business card, scan it in to their machines, and then create a replica of the card in gold. Now, the card will only contain 1 gram of actual “gold”…but who really cares. Your boss sure won’t.

At only $180, it’s certainly worth the killer raise you’ll get.


Quadrics – The ‘future’ of toys

Quadrics There is a new set of plastic toy figures coming out, designed by Maxim Zhestkov, that are making waves for their sleek, futuristic style.

Right now there are currently 2 figures in the series available with 2 more figures coming out later this year.

Each figure is about 8 inches tall and promises to take over your entire home. Really.

The figures are about $60 each and can be purchased from Fugitive Toys.


Umine Healing Theater

Umine Healing Theater So you’ve had a long day at work. You packed your lunch for the first time in 5 years in an effort to help yourself lose weight and save money and Joe Schmoe in the cubicle next to you railed on you the entire day. You got ticked and punched him in the face and next thing you know…you’re fired.

Okay, so maybe you’re day didn’t quite go like that…but you get the point.

What you need to help “heal” yourself from a bad day is the Umine Healing Theater!

This gadget, measuring in at around 6x7x6 inches, projects waves of light on your ceiling along with soothing sounds of the ocean to help you relax. Set if for 30 minutes, rest your head on your pillow, and take a few deep breaths. You’ll be relaxed in no time.

It will be available in mid-August for around $85 at HimeyShop.com.


Readymech Paper Toys

Readymech Paper Toys You like toys? You like art? You like crafts? Well first off, if you don’t you should. Second, you should checkout the paper toys from Readymech!

These are dozens of different characters for you to print out (they fit on an 8.5×11 sheet of paper) and fold and put all over the place to brighten someone’s day!

The only requirements for these toys are doubled-sided tape, thick matte paper (if you want them to last longer than a day), and about 10-15 minutes of your time for each toy!