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I don’t care if you like or absolutely despise vegetables, these Mutatoes by artist Uli Westphal are fantastically mind boggling…if not a tad scary.

Uli has created an entire slew of “mutant” vegetables that are perfectly edible and are actually available at farmers markets in Berlin!

Check out the entire Mutatoes collection here.

[via swissmiss]

So you come home late one evening and it’s pitch dark in your apartment…except for your glowing Meeraboo-2007 ST-1 (that you pronounce fully every time you talk about it). Thank goodness you’ve got this handy table/lamp.

The glowing orb underneath the table projects light through a hole in the table onto your ceiling to provide a small amount of light.

The orb itself is the perfect place to drop pocket-junk like your keys, watch, wallet, iPhone, etc etc.

I can’t imagine this table costing less than your right arm.

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File this under “Spoiled Rich Kid”…these 24k Gold Plated Headphones are sure to get you mugged…and then kicked in the shins for wearing these ridiculous things.

They headphones are fully-collapsable and have built-in S-Logic Natural surround sound. Yeehaw.

Surprise of surprises, SkyMall is the place to snag these things.

At $200 a pop you’re sure to be laughed at in all public places.

[via geeksugar]

This thing just looks painful. I’m not sure whether to make espresso with it throw it at my annoying neighbor.

This espresso machine (the Etienne Louis) was created by Swiss designer Carlo Borer. The death-sphere holds the removable water tank and you can brew up to two cups of espresso at the same time.

Be sure to check out the full product gallery.

[via Appliancist]

So you’ve been looking for a way to shmooze your boss, eh? Well then you probably should get a hold of one of his business cards and send it here.

These guys will take your business card, scan it in to their machines, and then create a replica of the card in gold. Now, the card will only contain 1 gram of actual “gold”…but who really cares. Your boss sure won’t.

At only $180, it’s certainly worth the killer raise you’ll get.

There is a new set of plastic toy figures coming out, designed by Maxim Zhestkov, that are making waves for their sleek, futuristic style.

Right now there are currently 2 figures in the series available with 2 more figures coming out later this year.

Each figure is about 8 inches tall and promises to take over your entire home. Really.

The figures are about $60 each and can be purchased from Fugitive Toys.