Cha Cha Cha Chia Obama
In part of their “Proud to be American” series, the Chiapet people bring to you Chia Obama.
I suppose this would make a great gift for the Chia Democrat on your shopping list –
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Custom Pez Dispenser with YOUR own head!
Not famous enough? Create your own fame! Just “use your head” and you can have your own likeness (or anyone else’s) on a custom Pez dispenser. Called “Headz,” these are the perfect unique gift, party favor, corporate premium item, collector’s item or conversation-starter.
Available from Herobuilders.com.
Excuse me, do you know what day it is?
Never forget what day it is again with the Day Clock!
Makes a really great gift for the senile, or the absent-minded.
You can get yours any day of the week at ThingsYouNeverKnew.com.
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Step 1: Put nut between legs
Step 2: Squeeze
What more needs to be said?
Available at Overstock.com
Make your vote count with every flush
We figure that we’re certain to get some sh$t for this one, but we just couldn’t resist. After all, we know that at least 70 percent of our American readers will love it!
(And whoever said we don’t spotlight any household staple items?)
George W Bush toilet paper is great for guest bathrooms … depending on who your guests are, that is.
Available from WickedCoolStuff.com and other fine grocers.
