Archive for April, 2008

Excuse me, do you know what day it is?

April 27th, 2008 | Posted in: Home and Office | 2 Comments » | by

Day ClockDay ClockDay Clock

Never forget what day it is again with the Day Clock!

Makes a really great gift for the senile, or the absent-minded.

You can get yours any day of the week at ThingsYouNeverKnew.com.

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

April 21st, 2008 | Posted in: Food and Kitchen | No Comments » | by

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Step 1: Put nut between legs
Step 2: Squeeze

What more needs to be said?

Available at Overstock.com

Make your vote count with every flush

April 20th, 2008 | Posted in: Bathroom and Miscellaneous | No Comments » | by

George Bush Toilet Paper

We figure that we’re certain to get some sh$t for this one, but we just couldn’t resist.  After all, we know that at least 70 percent of our American readers will love it!

(And whoever said we don’t spotlight any household staple items?)

George W Bush toilet paper is great for guest bathrooms … depending on who your guests are, that is.

Available from WickedCoolStuff.com and other fine grocers.